Two Point Museum: Arty-Facts | Coming May 7th!
Two Point Museum Patch Notes — April 23, 2026
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Curators, compose yourselves, it’s time for clay-os…
We’re sure many of you will agree that it’s about time Two Point County had its own, world-class art museum, and Two Point legend Zara Fitzpocket has secured the perfect location for such a creative venture. This new gallery-stroke-museum (a gallery-um, if you will) is seeking creative curators to revitalise an old industrial port by collecting and commissioning works of Art.
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Two Point Museum: Arty-Facts is now hiring for Art Experts to establish an art studio, create original works, and make our guests feel their feels.
What’s in the gallery?
Establish a new museum in the old industrial site of Undee Docks.
Hire a palette-full of Art Experts, equipped with unique traits and Emotions.
Follow Zara’s Sketchbook, a new expedition map across Two Point County.
Discover 27+ Art Exhibits including Famous Works, Performance Arts & Interactive Art Displays.
Set up an Art Studio room to create endless original pieces, from paintings to sculptures.
Curate industrial decor that doesn’t quill Undee’s vibe, plus vibrant options to let you colour outside the lines.
Offer abstract and fabulous Gift Shop item variants.
Shake up the Cafe with a new Sketch theme.
Literally splash paint with 10+ wallpapers & 10+ floors.
Add arty utility, with an industrial design for the Ticket Desk, Benches, Bins and more!
Collect a hue-tiful Helicopter skin.
A Blank Canvas
As the new resident Art Expert, you won’t just be in charge of standing around looking pensive (although that is 70% of the role), you’re responsible for establishing a brand new Art Museum in Undee Docks.
The run-down industrial port sits in a corner forgotten by the Minister of Culture, and is positively oozing with potential. There, you’ll need ideas, and paint, and a room to think and breathe and create, so provide an Art Studio to commission original Art exhibits to evoke a broad range of emotions in museum guests.
All Art Experts are different! The artistic medium you choose to explore, and your Expert’s very own mood and traits, will have a profound impact on the Art you create; the possibilities are endless…
Into the Zeitgeist
Alongside tasking Experts to create original works in your new gallery(um), your collection will benefit from good old-fashioned, traditional expeditions. Follow in Zara’s footsteps around the County as you explore her travel sketchbook.
Emotional Journey
Curate your talent on inspiring expeditions, where you’ll (probably) bring back ideas and emotions ready to evoke in the medium of your choosing, as Expeditions not only bring new discoveries, but also broaden your Expert’s emotional depth. They’ll experience everything the County has to offer, returning equipped and ready to evoke fresh feelings in your guests.
A Work of Art
Experts will need an eye for detail for the museum to look the art. So, splash (literal) paint and curate an ink-redible museum with a bucketful of expressive items, containing everything you need to create a world-class art museum. From industrial items (that don’t quill Undee’s vibe) to bright decor that lets you colour outside the lines.
As you establish your County-wide reputation, you’re bound to attract Art Nabbing fraudsters. You’ll need to demonstrate due diligence to distinguish the genuine arty-facts from the geneuin-ish works these fraudsters find in the back of a Roach Burger car park. Every great Art Museum must fight to keep its collection safe and authentic, so securing your sketches should be a top priority, lest they end up on the Car Bungle marketplace.
Perks to the role mostly include a free beret, and hazard pay for the inevitable, however, rare, paint-related incidents, and the salary expectations are set to the competitive industry rate of mostly exposure.
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Love from the Two Point Team <3
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