Noobs Want to Live
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Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
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We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!
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MINOR【通神榜】X【贪婪大地】捆绑包来啦！
Do you like Wuxia or Sci-fi? Or do you want all of them? Then here's your chance! The launch of the X bundle is now available! Two very positive VS like games join hands to bring a special offer! The
MINORThe Steam Game Awards is coming! Would you guys vote for us?
Hello everyone! The Steam Game Awards is coming! If has brought joy and relaxation to everyone in the upcoming year, that would make our greatest honor! Now that the Steam Game Awards selection has be
MAJORv1.2.4 Updated
v1.2.4 has been updated. 1.Fixed missing materials for Swing, Fury Slash, and Spitfire Tower series skills 2.Fixed the damage error of Darts series skills after obtaining Death By A Thousand Hammers.
MINOR【Noobs want to live】Join Steam SHMUP FEST! 23% off!
【Noobs want to live】Join Steam SHMUP FEST! 23% off! Welcome to this endless Pixel Battle!
MAJOR[ 1.2.3 updated] Tiny bug fix
1. Fix the problem of misaligned text on the settlement page.
MAJOR[1.2.2 Updated] Bug fixes and optimization
1.Fixed incorrect text. 2.Fixed the problem with the logic of pressing the back button in character comics. 3.Synergy page can be returned by pressing the back button 4.Fixed the problem of stats disp
MAJOR【v1.2.0 Updated】New Endless Mode add! More than thirty kinds of events!
v1.2.0： 1.New Endless Mode (more than thirty kinds of events and no cap on character values). 2.New skins and comics of Snappy Bobcat and Foxy Lady. 3.New achievements for unlocking skins of Snappy Bo
MINOR《通神榜》正在参与「东方游戏文化周」活动！
Hi Dear players! Here we are at Estern Game Fest! We are also cooking new content too! Please stay Tuned!
MAJOR[V1.1.2updated] Localization Added! Bug fixes and optimization.
v1.1.2 ： 1.Fixed the problem that the arrows of the arrow tower do not disappear. 2.Fixed the problem of the blood bar display of the summoned arrow tower of Miss Shirker's Divinity. 3.Fixed the probl
MINOR【V1.10 Version Updated】Something New! New Stage! New Characters! New Skills!
Updated Now! 15% off discount comming soon! v1.1.0 Something New! English localization is not finished yet, and will update the text within a week. 1.New Difficulty. 2.New characters: Snappy Bobcat, F
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