Version 1.3.1 - The Online Regions Update
No Time to Relax News — January 27, 2026
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This was originally supposed to be a part of a bigger update that we have been planning but as the other half of our No Time to Relax development team fell out of a tree and broke his programming hand we felt it would be best to get this out ASAP.
What this update has is Regions in online play! You can choose from Asia Pacific, Europe, North-America and South-America. We really hope that this will fix disconnection issues that users have been running into recently.
We have a few other small features and optimization things we will be adding in the near future but at least we've got this feature out the door.
Let us know over on our Discord if you run into any problems with this!
Best Regards
The Porcelain Piglets