GamePatchNote Digest
Jesus Christ Simulator News — February 2, 2026
Aggregated from Steam, cross-tracked with Battle.net coverage on GamePatchNote.
Jesus can now mog demons.
Signal Acquired · Wire Incoming
Steam·Indie·Battle.net·SteamSpy·Patch Wire
gpn://node-04.wire
>uplink://steam.handshakeOK
>uplink://indie.handshakeOK
>uplink://bnet.handshakeOK
>decrypt://patch.wireOK
>sync://player.censusOK
>assemble://dispatch.queueLIVE
$stream --now
StreamingTRANSFER · PACKETS 1.2K
PING12ms
NODES14/14
LAT48ms
WIREALIVE