Haste News — May 12, 2026
Aggregated from Steam, cross-tracked with Battle.net coverage on GamePatchNote.
Whoa, thank you all for your patience as the dev team has been fixing the game across all platforms!
It’s a lot of technical work to fix different issues across several different machines, and while I’m sure Gan and Dalil would have relished that challenge, they were not available for this, what with being busy with the end of the universe and everything.
Even without their help, the most troublesome issues - including those nasty crashes - have been fixed.
Long-time players will also be delighted to know that the team has finally, finally, FINALLY fixed the issue where closing the game after finishing a boss fight no longer gets you stuck on the map screen! Real Haste-heads know.
Patch Notes:
Closing the game/crashing after completing a boss fight, but before you complete the completed-shard-UI, no longer causes you to re-enter the map screen with the boss node unselectable
Fix achievements like The Machine not triggering if you have a non-perfect landing after entering a portal
Jumper 3 now uses the correct music for Jumper 3 instead of accidentally reusing Jumper 2 music
That’s it for now! Have fun with these stability improvements!
It’s also been a while but we can’t do patch notes without showing some more fanart from the Discord!
First off, this picture of MEE! By HypnoSpec
This one year anniversary art and drawing from Ishva!
And another drawing from them!
And this cool comic by radmirahmarov
If you’re having more issues with the game, please reach out to [email protected] so that the devs can help you out!
See you out there in the worlds!
/RIZA