Captain Diarrhea and The Shartening
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A top-down wave shooter. Use gross and weird movement mechanics and abilities. Survive, and enact revenge on the black military division that abducted you and made you the way that you are. BRING FORTH THE SHARTENING.
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Gameplay==> Use your butt to move around and mortally wound your foes!==> Survive continual onslaughts of military goons and mutant freaks!==> Dodge explosions and insane gun fire, but make some of your own, as well!Features Compete for global leaderboard dominance Pick from 15 weird and gross abilities to attack and defend Control time, itself, to get the upper hand Gain power with each wave of enemies, and plan which abilities to unlock for maximum survival Grow nipple cannons to shoot your enemies deadStoryYou, Carl Bungus, once lived a happy, content life of guzzling energy drinks and slamming pizza pops, wasting away on your couch in your disgusting, roach-infested apartment. That was, until they took you.As part of a human enhancement project, a covert unnamed division of the US military began their trials, on you, subject 21. They cut, and injected, and drained, and spliced, granting you unexpected new abilities. Gross abilities. But, no normal human could survive the kind of physical trauma that you have undergone. In fact, your butt is the only thing that even works on you anymore.Realizing that you won't make it out of this alive, you resolve to make them pay for what they've done to you. You will use your powers against them. Take them all out. Every. Last. One. This project needs to be shut down for good, and you are the only one who can.
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MAJORRelease 1.0
Features: * Re-implemented enemy navigation system for vastly smoother, more intelligent, and less resource-intensive enemy movement. No more nerds getting hung up behind obstacles. Pff. * Enjoy highe
MAJORRelease 0.10.0
Features: * Global leaderboard!
MAJORRelease 0.9.1
Bug fixes: Unlocked abilities correctly reset in new games Controls hint text shows correct input bindings Controls hint text displays for longer
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