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Wot I Think: Everything
April 25, 2017by [email protected] (Graham Smith)
GamePatchNote Digest
Everything Patch Notes — April 25, 2017
Aggregated from Steam, cross-tracked with Battle.net coverage on GamePatchNote.
I am a spruce beetle. I call to two other spruce beetles nearby and now I am all of them. I tell them to dance and they begin to skitter of their own volition, making concentric circles and infinity signs and all manner of patterns. Each time a circle fills at the top of the screen – the only visible UI element – I press A in order to spawn another spruce beetle which joins in the dance. I do this for seventeen minutes, until there is a thrumming mass of spruce beetles. Eventually I’ve had enough and so I become a snowball.
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