Beans: The Coffee Shop Simulator
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Beans is a sardonic 'tycoon' simulation game about hipsters running a coffee shop replete with dismal puns, coffee, chiptunes, and mystery!
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We have worked tirelessly to create this Glib Activity Management Escapism: or G.A.M.E. for short. Quickly! Before your short finite existence on this small wet rock hurtling around the sun ends you can find new meaning for yourself by playing this G.A.M.E. Or at least have some fun for a while and chase away the specter of your own mortality with about five hours of "polished" simulation "fun".Live the Dream!Create your own coffee shop and grow it to a franchise! Will your brand sell overpriced fancy coffee in a luxurious shop or will you provide organic free-range donuts surrounded by comfy second-hand furniture? It’s all up to you! Customize and build your brand and take it all the way to the big leagues!Experiment and Unlock!Create and combine ingredients to find over 200 drink and food recipes that even the customers didn’t know they wanted. From something as simple as an espresso to taste bud abominations like the Bagelcino! It’s your imagination versus your patrons’ stomachs in a caffeine-fueled endurance match.Manage Like A Boss!Hire staff and train them to barista mastery. Create a motley crew of surfers, baristas, hipsters, and giant autonomous mechs to make your franchise dream come true!Thrill!Follow Ruby through a story of murder, betrayal, redemption, and well, coffee. Thrust into the spotlight you have been given the chance of a lifetime - prove yourself as an exceptional business mogul and win the inheritance of the Coffeebottom Estate. That is if you can survive the competition. *Cue Dramatic Music*Put Your Skills to the Test!Crazy events will require you to be ready to change up your gameplay on the fly. Did a tour bus full of seniors just park outside? Or did you decide to host local bands for a jam session? New customers are flooding in and the lines are long and customers are getting impatient and are out about to leave! Identify what the customers want and deliver it. Give your employees new orders, set out more chairs and tables, put more on your menu, and get those sweet sweet tips! That master's degree isn't going to pay for itself!Move on and Create New and Different Restaurants!If you can build and manage your coffee shop well enough you can move on to bigger challenges in more lucrative locations that may require strategic planning on your part. Will you run a coffee shop on a university campus the same way you would in a busy shopping center? It’s up to you to brew your own destiny, but six unique bosses may stand between you and coffee riches!Who Has Time For Paragraphs? Not You!Coffee Shop Simulation Fun!Manage a restaurant with as much, or as little screaming as you like!Buy and place over 200 pieces of furniture and decor, you crazy interior decorator, you. Hire, train, and subsequently abuse employees!Invest in over 50 caffeine-pumping appliances to give people their fix!Experiment and research over 200 recipes that will whet your appetite or turn your stomach!Host events and watch your employees' sanity etch away with every passing moment!Build your brand by opening new stores in new strategic locations!Follow a fun story of greed, betrayal, murder, redemption, and above all coffee!
Patch Notes & Announcements(13)
MINORBeans: Fair Trade Update
Hey friends! In the many years since Katie and I started this little goofy game in our bedroom at our apartment in San Diego, y'all have supported us through thick and thin. We haven't forgotten about
MINORBeans Update
Hey y'all! Thanks for continuing to play, enjoy, rate, and share Beans. This was a bizarre little game my wife and I made as a lark during my tenure at Playstation. Since then, we've moved back to Eri
MINORAchievements Fix, New Office
Hey all, Just pushed an achievements fix for the Windows version. Sorry for the slow updates. We've just moved into a new office and are trying to take off as a developer. That's kept us a bit busy, s
MINORThe Fall of Beansylvania... out Today!
Hey all! We just launched Beans: The Fall of Beansylvania! It's a free expansion and extra level for Halloween. It includes one new Steam achievement! We're excited for you to try to stop the evil Duk
MINORThe Fall of Beansylvania... out Today!
Hey all! We just launched Beans: The Fall of Beansylvania! It's a free expansion and extra level for Halloween. It includes one new Steam achievement! We're excited for you to try to stop the evil Duk
MINORBeans: The Fall of Beansylvania
Hey everyone! Thanks for being here and supporting Beans! We're so happy you've taken the time to play our little game. We're excited to announce Beans: The Fall of Beansylvania! http://cdn.akamai.ste
MINORBeans: The Fall of Beansylvania
Hey everyone! Thanks for being here and supporting Beans! We're so happy you've taken the time to play our little game. We're excited to announce Beans: The Fall of Beansylvania! http://cdn.akamai.ste
MAJORBeans 1.1 Update Live
Here are the first round of bugfixes! A few silent fixes will slide in between now and Sept 15, when 1.2 is due. Thanks for sticking with us! Look forward to free content on Halloween! Bug Fixes Corre
MAJORBeans 1.1 Update Live
Here are the first round of bugfixes! A few silent fixes will slide in between now and Sept 15, when 1.2 is due. Thanks for sticking with us! Look forward to free content on Halloween! Bug Fixes Corre
MAJORBeans Launch!
Hey all! Thanks again for all of your support over the last 2 years developing this game with my wife and best friend as a hobby. I've really been overwhelmed with how postitive everything has been. W
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