BOSS RUSH UPDATE!! GRAAAAGH!!!
Cone Flyers Mercenaries Patch Notes — October 5, 2025
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HI FRIENDS!!!! HI!!!!
We have created a new epic little update for you. Yes, YOU! The one person that plays this
game! Hahaha... ha...
Now, we have been hard at work on some new games (DEMO READY SOON!)
(Not that you'd care)
PEEP THE CHANGELOG!!! :
-Added arena with 6 scary challenges
-Stupid plant guy that runs the arena
-Added 5 new upgrades you get from beating the challenges! (you stupid losers complained
that the platforming was too hard so I added an upgrade that pretty much
trivializes all of the platforming)
-Fixed some stupid stuff!
-Added rocket secondary weapon that lets you triple jump! Find it somewhere in the
meteor belt planet idk (Yes this was also added because you insolent fools suck at
platforming games.)
HAVE FUN!!! ENJOY THE GAME!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!! I NEED MONEY!!!