What is the latest POSTAL 2 patch?

The latest POSTAL 2 patch is "Classic POSTAL Dude Youtooz figurine is now available for pre-order!", published January 23, 2026. Read the full notes and related updates on GamePatchNote.

How many people are playing POSTAL 2 right now?

POSTAL 2 currently has 327 concurrent players on Steam — a live count tracked on GamePatchNote.

When was POSTAL 2 released?

POSTAL 2 released on Nov 2, 2012 by Running With Scissors.

Where can I read POSTAL 2 patch notes and news?

GamePatchNote tracks the full POSTAL 2 update history — patch notes, hotfixes, and news in one place at https://gamepatchnote.com/games/postal-2.

POSTAL 2 Patch Notes, News & Live Player Count

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Detailed

Workshop and Controller SupportUpdate NotesUpdates since release on Steam in 2013AddedFull controller supportSteam Workshop integrationMany features to the POSTed SDK that make creating workshop content easierThe ability to play all seven days of POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse weekend in one playthroughApocalypse weekend’s dismemberment feature to the entire seven daysTwelve new weapons courtesy of the Eternal Damnation modGreater variation in NPC and Zombies. They have a bigger variety of voices, more animations and improved interactions with each other and The Dude68 Steam AchievementImproved widescreen compatibility, including tripled headed setupsFoV slider,Triple Buffering and V-sync to the video optionsFootstep sounds that change on different surface typesHoliday events for St Patrick's day, Valentine’s day, Easter and HalloweenMuch, much more!FixedThousands of minor mapping and code issues, and a few not so minorVarious crashes could occur when dismembering NPCsMassive framerate drops when any fluid type collided with physics objects and exploding carsExploding cars using incorrect collisionAnd so much more!About the GameLive a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!Key FeaturesAggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are. One large non-linear world.Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.Interact with Non-Player CharactersSurvival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.