Spreckomorph Bash - Final Results and Stats!
Beastieball Patch Notes — May 4, 2026
Aggregated from Steam, cross-tracked with Battle.net coverage on GamePatchNote.
This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH! This Bash was a rematch between the Spreckomorphs, various forms of the Beastie which every players begins their adventure with. Last year, Bongus was the winner, and they went on to become the Champion Beastie of 2025. It's time to unveil whether they could claim victory once more in 2026!
🏆 Final Results!
SURGUS is the Spreckmorph Champion! Congratulations!
This is a big moment for Surgus! As a poster child for Rally playstyles, they've always been high in popularity but never had their own chance to shine (except for when we had to ban them for being too popular... Or complained about). We'll see them return at the end of the year to compete for Bongus' end-of-year champion spot!
Now let's take a look at the coaches who scored highest this time around!
👑 Top-Scoring Players
- Charge (The Crimson Kings) | Bash Score: 2832
- Dino (The Tenacious Five) | Bash Score: 2812
- Phoenix (The Snarky Kids) | Bash Score: 2811
- Igor (The Rutile Artists) | Bash Score: 2797
- Bolimar (The Crimson Angels) | Bash Score: 2770
- Akio (The Arcane Enigmas) | Bash Score: 2736
- Juninho (The Valiant Storms) | Bash Score: 2736
- GFZA (The Fun Pizzas) | Bash Score: 2732
- Mabel (The Clashing Roses) | Bash Score: 2720
- Ket (The Lonesome Lovers) | Bash Score: 2701
- Arc Tech (The Arcane Machines) | Bash Score: 2672
- Pummy (The Tiny Tacos) | Bash Score: 2656
- Boris (The Rutile Lights) | Bash Score: 2637
- Juninha (The Valiant Hearts) | Bash Score: 2633
- ence (The Gods) | Bash Score: 2565
- Darc Tech (The Arcane Robots) | Bash Score: 2552
- Moose (The World-class Nightmares) | Bash Score: 2540
- Marby (The Floppy Dogs) | Bash Score: 2484
- Astra (The Tiny Girls) | Bash Score: 2418
- Ultra-Nero (The Newborn Novas) | Bash Score: 2398
- Termax (The Violet Cats) | Bash Score: 2389
Even through these more casual themed Bashes, the competition at the top of the leaderboards remains fierce as ever. Congratulations to anyone who was able to claw their way to the top, and to everyone competing!
📊 Beastie Usage Stats!
As has become tradition, we've collected a ton of data on Beastie usage during this event and we're happy to share that data with you for further investigation!
> Check out the STATS here!
In addition to these usage stats, here's a look at the most common pairings in each guild this Bash!
Bongus
- Trat - 23.8%
- Tortanchor - 22.8%
- Garood - 19.5%
- Hopra - 19.5%
- Mascurry - 19.1%
Surgus
- Heliath - 38.4%
- Fetcham - 31.2%
- Cherrily - 26.9%
- Bindiva - 26.2%
- Grazada - 24.6%
Illugus
- Zefyre - 33.0%
- Hopra - 26.8%
- Cherrily - 24.0%
- Demolipede - 20.9%
- Vultoxin - 20.9%
Shloom
- Diggum - 42.0%
- Hopra - 36.1%
- Maraptor - 24.8%
- Kaleidarn - 23.8%
- Bandicraft - 21.1%
🙇 Thank you!!!
As always, we'll be taking results and stats into account as we ponder changes to put into the game for the next milestone update. The next Bash will be an open-format one... we'll see you there!
-Greg & the Wishes team