May Open Bash - Final Results and Stats!
Beastieball Patch Notes — May 25, 2026
Aggregated from Steam, cross-tracked with Battle.net coverage on GamePatchNote.
This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH where all Beasties were allowed! It's also the final Bash on the current balance patch. Let's take a look at the current shape of the Beastieball meta, starting with this weekend's top-scoring coaches!
👑 Top-Scoring Players
- Bolimar (The Crimson Angels) | Bash Score: 3078
- Marby (The Silver Wolves) | Bash Score: 2904
- Griffin (The Ill-fated Dogs) | Bash Score: 2886
- Mabel (The Clashing Roses) | Bash Score: 2879
- Ket (The Lonesome Lovers) | Bash Score: 2873
- Darc Tech (The Arcane Robots) | Bash Score: 2831
- Matt (The Hello Hellos) | Bash Score: 2816
- Juninho (The Valiant Storms) | Bash Score: 2809
- Astra (The Tiny Girls) | Bash Score: 2800
- Dino (The Wayward Pirates) | Bash Score: 2798
- Vega (The Dancing Dragons) | Bash Score: 2767
- Mari (The Sharp Girls) | Bash Score: 2764
- Juninha (The Valiant Hearts) | Bash Score: 2731
- Luna (The Shining Girls) | Bash Score: 2626
- Marz (The Jamming Jokers) | Bash Score: 2597
- Akio (The Arcane Enigmas) | Bash Score: 2540
- Charge (The Crimson Kings) | Bash Score: 2524
- Nalathni (The Tiny Dragons) | Bash Score: 2493
- Moose (The World-class Nightmares) | Bash Score: 2486
- Termax (The Violet Cats) | Bash Score: 2485
- Pyryn (The Psychic Raptors) | Bash Score: 2482
Congratulations to these top scorers!!
📊 Beastie Usage Stats!
As has become tradition, we've collected a ton of data on Beastie usage during this event and we're happy to share that data with you for further investigation!
> Check out the STATS here!
At a glance, a couple things stand out to me. The percentage usage of top Beasties has slightly reduced compared to recent Bashes; at 20% usage, Hopra is still the most popular Beastie, but the distribution of the others below her has equalled out a little, suggesting there's less centralization in the meta right now. There's a slight uptick in usage for Cherrily, which isn't so surprising with her broadly useful kit, but there's also more users of Goofsder and Boldlur, more off-the-wall picks with unique gameplans.
Thank you!!!
We're looking at all this data and other player feedback/discussion as we start planning out the next balance patch. We intend to have something new available for testing within the next week. We'll see you then!